Saturday, October 28, 2006

Wonder Woman... the comic teaser

now if the current writer would speed up his pace and get his five issues over with so we can hopefully get the title on a monthly bases instead of there being a two month gap between the first and second issue coming out... and now for issue three its expected to be November 15th ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! I know your writing Greys Anatomy Mr. Heinburg... but come on... we had six at least a four month gap with no Wonder Woman waiting for the series to be relaunched... get things out on time or get some help please

are there invisible sinks on invisible jets?

Friday, October 27, 2006


The fabulous Anna Nicole Smith

check out the preview to Anna's new movie with Chyna called Illegal Aliens... it looks hilarious, and Anna has a classic line in it... Why is my poopy hole sore? check it out for yourself...

ever thought of the similarities between Smurfette and Anna Nicole? watch below

this was an excerpt during Saturday nite live... i love it!!!

Madonna... Jump (live from Confessions tour)

was going to post the new JUMP video on here from Madonna... but as i was browsing youtube and found her performing live from the Confessions Tour... cant wait to be able to see it broadcast on NBC in November... check your local listings for times and dates...

Another World... a fond flashback

ok... so its been awhile since ive posted... but oh well... life has been throwing its usual curveballs to make you stronger... what can you do but roll with the punches? you cant life run you over... you have to jump on that highway and ride it out and see where it takes you... (EXCERPT TAKEN FROM ) IN OTHER NEWS... The Queen of Tanquir has returned to Tucson for a brief visit to the sundried state... she will be hanging around at least thru her birthday... October 31st... she has at least three appearences to make if not more... What brought about her return to the states? Well, Pride for Tucson was on October 14th... so she had to at least attend some of the ceremonies to show her pride... which consisted of a nite out to the bars and a minderaser in hand... "I was a bit dissappointed... I asked them to make it extra erasing... but I seem to recall the whole nite... nothing blurry... They need to learn how to make them properly... next time i will be sure to drink before i head out to the bars in case they try serving me up some lame ass concoction that they think is a minderaser... if they dont do it right... it wont hold up to its name... and i was suckin them away as fast as i could... but alas i remember everthing" she sighed... Next up on her agenda? "Well, I was invited to a Halloween party by this really hot straight guy that i met at a yardsale... And he is having a festive bash to celebrate the season..." Should definately be interesting to say the least... and then last but maybe not least... on her birthday... Connie will be doing her maker a service by working her yearly job... When asked the maker what he thought about her working... he replied "Its about time that lazy bitch began earning her keep!!! Who in the Hell does she think she is to only have to work one day a year? Frickin Hoe!!!" he yelled and then winked...

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Secret Identities are back for Wonder Woman!!!

if you remember the Wonder Woman from the 70's when Lynda Carter wore the famous star spangled satin tights... or the Wonder Woman who first came to be in 1941 fighting the Nazi's of World War II then you probably remember that she had a secret identity as well... Diana Prince! well since DC comics had Crisis on Infinite Earths in 1985 to celebrate their 50th Anniversary... they sent Princess Diana back thru time, becoming the clay that she was molded from and she never existed... then Wonder Woman was rebooted by the fabulous George Perez... I really liked his version... except there were just a few elements missing from this reboot... first, there was a Steve Trevor... but he was much older than our princess, so she never had a love interest almost thru out her whole second series... another element that was missing was the secret identity of Diana Prince... Diana was always either Princess Diana, ambassador of peace from Themyscira or Wonder Woman... she never really got the chance to experience the world of men as a regular woman would... thus denying her the chance to be a real woman... Well 20 years after COIE (crisis on infinite earths) DC had another crisis... this time aptly called Infinite Crisis... all of the multiple earths from various dimensions were merged together and a new earth emerged... Diana has spent a year away from being Wonder Woman, and they have relaunched the series at number 1... (the first issue was actually number 4 out of the top 100 comic books sold for that month!!!) The new series is brought to us by Allan Heinberg (who amoung other things was a writer for Sex In the City and this next season will be a writer on Greys Anatomy) and handling the art chores expertly are Terry and Rachel Dodson... i think this is the best Diana has looked in years... i always said with a good writing team and excellent art... Wonder Woman would sell well... We are only on Issue 2 right now... but the secret Identity of Diana Prince has been restored, and so has the excitement of reading each issue from cover to cover... Also in the works is ALL STAR WONDER WOMAN... setting to debut next summer and the first 6 issues are to be written and drawn by Adam Hughes... best known for his Excellent Wonder Woman covers he provided for almost 50 issues... yeah his Diana might have been a bit cheesecake... and she might have been about to fall out of her bustier... but she was absolutely gorgeous... DC needs to remember that after all Diana is more beautiful than Aphrodite!!! Love&Light Constance

spanish lesson from a blonde

just wanted to say that I currently reside in Tucson Arizona... not to far from the Mexican border... but I was originally from Missouri... I have to admit... I do not know much spanish at all except for basics... Hola... Si... well when i first moved here four years ago... someone taught me a spanish word... the word was VERDGA... (I apologize if my spelling of this is not correct... but i believe that it is a nastier word for a piece of the male anatomy... a tamer version would be PENGA... So anyho... i used my Taco Bell knowledge, and created a phrase of my own... and that is... MUCHO GRANDE VERDGA!!! Some people can be offended by the word Verdga... but i have yet to have someone to explain to me why it is so bad... all i know is i like having a big beautiful cock in front of my face so i can devour it... bury my mouth in the bush... and suck with everything that i have in me... so they can reap the rewards of a good cocksucking... its a skill that everyone should either possess or enjoy... so whether your speaking to me in english, spanish, or any other language... in case i cannot understand what your saying... if you really want to get your POINT accross... all you have to do is unzip your fly... and smile at me... i'll do the rest... and you will enjoy...

Welcome to the Haze... pt 2

well... i do have a blog on AOL... but i dont think that it will let me be as racy as i want to be... so welcome to Thru The Purple Haze Part II!!! if you want to check out some of my previous thoughts and views on the state of the world today... or dare to go inside the mind of an outrageous blonde with a little somethin extra... (and its not little either) check it out at as i will continue posting there... but now here as well... Also check out my aol hometown page at... for more exciting pictures of mwah...